Me: Welcome Sunil; err.. or is it Suniel Shetty? I am extremely grateful that you could accomodate this within your busy schedule.
Me (Smiling): Relax... I was just joking! I thought opening with a joke would be a good ice-breaker.
Sunil, or Suniel: I don't get it!... So you mean to say I am not welcome.
Me: Oh..no..no.. You got it all wrong like your acting. The later part was a joke.. I mean your busy schedule part.
Sunil, or Suniel: Gulp!
Me: Don't get me wrong Suniel, are you really sure there is an additional 'e' in your name? Anyways, what I was saying was that you are a one of a kind actor.
Sunil, or Suniel(smiling): Thank you.
Me: You have been blessed one of the most consistent expressions compared to other actors of your era. Be it Mohra, Gopi Kishan, Border, LOC or Herapheri; you have held the same constipated expression throughout. Why do you want to change it now?
Why 'Thank you'? I want the 'Anna' of old. The public demands the 'Anna' of old.
Sunil, or Suniel: Well. I ....
Me(cutting Sunil or Suniel short): Imdb quotes that - "Your acting skills got noticed. And that you went on to deliver blockbuster hits through your stunning performances." Hey! by the way, you did not write your own mini biography on Imdb. Did you?
Sunil, or Suniel: Gulp! Gulp!
Disclaimer: In case you haven't realized yet, this interview is just a vivid imagination of a rancid mind. All quotes are purely fictional. Parental discretion is advised. Overdose may cause abdominal cramps or side strains.
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