Aaron – The New Indian Cricket Sensation

Me: Hello Varun. Lots of tense moments in the 1st India vs. WI ODI. You managed to hold yourself quite well.

VA: Yeah… I know. The same can’t be said about Rohit though. I wonder what pea-brained committee has selected him for MOM when all he did was to be out bowled to Anthony Dart-in.

Me: Martin, you mean? The leg spinner from WI.

VA: Leg spinner, my foot! The guy can’t even spin a coin on a flatboard.

Me: Your captain mentioned that  whatever you say to number 10 or 11, they do as they please. So there is no point in telling you anything.

VA: Did he? I don’t want to comment. Let the records speak for themselves. The 3 ODIs that I have played till now; I haven’t lost my wicket yet. Compare that to Sehwag’s first 3 outings. You know he got out twice, Right? And I am not even comparing the bowling stats! If you don't believe me; look up statsguru

Me: Gulp! Jharkhand has been giving the Indian Cricket Team pretty good talents these days.

VA:  Yes. Saba Karim was the epitome of Jharkhand’s enormous talent; until Kumble blinded him in one eye. The poor chap is now doing rounds on various news channels as a cricket expert.

Me: Gulp! Gulp!
Me: One last question, which out viewers wanted an answer to. What were you and Umesh discussing in those last few overs? You seemed to have pretty lively mid pitch conferences every alternate ball.

VA(smiling): Leave it! There’s nothing much to it.

Me: Please. For our viewers.

VA: Umesh was telling me that the new underpants that he was wearing was very uncomfortable. And I was explaining him the benefit of tagless ones.

Me: Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!


Disclaimer: In case you haven't realized yet, this interview is just a vivid imagination of a rancid mind. All quotes are purely fictional. Parental discretion is advised. Overdose may cause abdominal cramps or side strains.